By Robert Cohen Executive Director Text Only

Will this be the next GOT MILK ad?
{Michaelangelo's creation of Adam as painted on the ceiling of
the Sistine Chapel at the Vatican in Rome}

Will this be the next GOT MILK ad?

Milkstache Ads

Milkstache ads. They've become a part of our culture.
Pus on lips. The formula is sour cream and vanilla
ice cream. It's thick. It's phleghmy. It makes you
beautiful. Now, for your reading pleasure, my take
on four dozen of my all-time favorite inappropriate
dairy industry blunders:

The Notmilkman's Top Ten

Cast of Scrubbs
3 Stooges
Flo Jo
Joe Torre
Joshua Jackson
Kermit the Fraud
Andie MacDowell

The 10 Runner-ups:

Incredible Hulk
Angelina Jolie
Larry King
Spike Lee
Jason Kidd
Austin Powers
Elton John
Mark McGwire
Noah Wyle
Johnny Bench

28 Also-rans

LeAnn Rimes
Aaron Burr
Alfred E. Newman
Bill Clinton
Brittney Speers
Calcium Ripken
Conan O'Brien
Daisy Fuentes
Dave Matthews
David Copperfield
Donna Shalala
Bob Dole
Hall of Shame
Jen Love Hewitt
Kristi Yamaguchi
Mia Hamm
Naomi Campbell
Rebecca Stamos
Patrick Ewing
Pau Gasol
Sarah Michelle Geller
Smits and Franz
Tyra Banks
Venus & Serena
Shang Siyi

Robert Cohen, author of:   MILK A-Z
Executive Director (
Dairy Education Board

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