What Nourishes Me Also Destroys Me

"Quod me nutrit me destruit."

Those words are tatooed on the tummy of Jon Voight's little
girl, Angelina Jolie.

The Japanese symbol for "death" has been tattooed on
Angelina's shoulder.

Could it be that Angelina is foolhardy enough to fulfill her
tattooed destiny by drinking milk? She's the new darling of
the dairy industry, and sports a white mustache in the
latest dairy ad:

Very sexy photo, Angelina, but wait! Could this be the good
news that cow's milk bashers have been waiting for?

Entertaindom.com reports that Angelina has changed her diet
and is feeling the benefits during the shooting of Lara
Croft.

Jolie says, "I have no sugar now, and I switched to soy
milk."

Hooray for Angelina! She's wearing America's first
soystache, paid for by the cheese producers and dairy
farmers of America.

Thanks, guys.

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